- If you are losing in a race, fake an injury so you have an excuse.
- Have Fun
- No Waiver Required
- Should have access to $800 at all times in case another member needs it, no questions asked.
- Ability to slap fight on a trail if needed.
- A genuine fear of snakes, Kate Gosselin, and Tequila
Wanna Join? We would love to have you...we are going have some sweet shirts. Guidelines below
- Run a race with Thunder Road Racing (it's that easy)
- Must be cool :)
- Exemption 1- You must drink 11 beers in 11 minutes (Ben Stone Rule)
- Exemption 2- Have very manageable hair (Matthew Gant Rule)
